Entry tags:
- me,
- pets,
- the family
I'm starting to become a little concerned.
My Zach, the (probable) basset hound/pit bull mix, likes to escape sometimes and run around on his own while I have a heart attack worrying about cars. He managed it again last night when I was 75% asleep at about 5:00am, coming back in the house with Duncan (cattle dog/dachshund). He came back home carrying a bone, as has become common since moving here.
At first they were just medium sized chunks of bone, cut off, so I had assumed that he was stealing them from a nearby dog. Then they became actual small-to-medium-sized entire bones, and I started to think that maybe he had found a long-dead deer out in the woods. This time though... this time it was two large bones, still connected by some tissue. This worries me. If there's a human bone yard out there somewhere, I'd really prefer not to know about it.
Random unconnected story: I went out with my cousin and his friend last night, and ended up at a diner after the club closed, waiting for them to sober up a little. Said cousin spotted a cute guy sitting behind us that he had noticed at both the bar and the club earlier. When the waitress came back around to ask if we needed anything, he jokingly said "that guy's phone number".
The waitress then summoned the waitress working the other area, and she in turn asked the guy for it while Cousin turned several very interesting shades of red, and Friend and I fell over laughing. The waitress reported back a no to the number, but he was welcome to buy the guy desert. Cousin headed to the bathroom, presumably to die a thousand deaths, and Cute!Guy followed him in. Cousin immediately came back out, but Cute!Guy followed him over to flirt for a few minutes. Cute!Guy eventually headed back to his friends, but ended up with cheesecake and Cousin's number. I haven't laughed so hard in months.
BEST. WAITRESS. EVER.
At first they were just medium sized chunks of bone, cut off, so I had assumed that he was stealing them from a nearby dog. Then they became actual small-to-medium-sized entire bones, and I started to think that maybe he had found a long-dead deer out in the woods. This time though... this time it was two large bones, still connected by some tissue. This worries me. If there's a human bone yard out there somewhere, I'd really prefer not to know about it.
Random unconnected story: I went out with my cousin and his friend last night, and ended up at a diner after the club closed, waiting for them to sober up a little. Said cousin spotted a cute guy sitting behind us that he had noticed at both the bar and the club earlier. When the waitress came back around to ask if we needed anything, he jokingly said "that guy's phone number".
The waitress then summoned the waitress working the other area, and she in turn asked the guy for it while Cousin turned several very interesting shades of red, and Friend and I fell over laughing. The waitress reported back a no to the number, but he was welcome to buy the guy desert. Cousin headed to the bathroom, presumably to die a thousand deaths, and Cute!Guy followed him in. Cousin immediately came back out, but Cute!Guy followed him over to flirt for a few minutes. Cute!Guy eventually headed back to his friends, but ended up with cheesecake and Cousin's number. I haven't laughed so hard in months.
BEST. WAITRESS. EVER.